- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

French people.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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