- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Exactly what?

apple pie.

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