- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

make me a sandwich!

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Poop

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

9/11.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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