What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

your moms so fat she has kankles

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

i have aids and a chode

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Women's rights

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

knock knock go away

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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