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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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American healthcare.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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