- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Exactly what?

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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