A baby seal walks into a club

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Ruller

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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women's rights

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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your fat

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's 6+2? 16

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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