How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Nickelback

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

ekoj

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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