What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Popsicles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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