how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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