Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A black person in the NHL

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Hi my name is Bob

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