What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Robin, get in the car.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Laura Pratz..

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