- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Rick Perry.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What's 6+2? 16

apple pie.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

CHEEZECAKE

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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