How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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I love you very much.

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Five guys one rape.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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