What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

American healthcare.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Dallas Cowboys

knock knock go away

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

No joke.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...