What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Kenny G

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

tim tebow is a great quarterback

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

American healthcare.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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