What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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