There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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