Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti jokes are funny

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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