Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Itookasipasoda

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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