why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Women's rights.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Canada

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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