what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Gay rights

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Anti Joke

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