A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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