- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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