Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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DERP

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Laura Pratz..

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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your fat

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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I'm Spartacus

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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