How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Rick Perry.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Military intelligence.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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A black person in the NHL

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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