Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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i have aids and a chode

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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