how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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