Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Military intelligence.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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P0P T4Rt

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Hair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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