- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Robin, get in the car.

your moms so fat she has kankles

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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