knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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girls basketball

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Women's Rights

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Women's Rights...

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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