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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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