A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Carlton

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Kim Kardashian.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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