What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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I like your hair

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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69.... is a number

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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