Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what happens when you wake up inception

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

My nipple is bleeding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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