Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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