Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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The white guy did it!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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