Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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My nipple is bleeding

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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