Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Hair

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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