Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Popsicles

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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