How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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