Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Gay rights

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A black man without problems.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Anti Joke

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