Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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youre gay

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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girls basketball

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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