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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Arrow to the Knee

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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