What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Womens Basketball.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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pussy enough said

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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The white guy did it!

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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