whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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