- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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