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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Anti Joke

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