A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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