Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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69.... is a number

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Jesus wept.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Anti Joke

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