What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

I like boys!!!!! CC

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

The AIDS patient was gay

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What's big? Jupiter.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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