- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Women's rights.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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