This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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