knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Netball.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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The white guy did it!

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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