- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Netball.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

69.... is a number

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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