What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

I like your hair

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's gay and gay? Joe

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Women's Rights...

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Roses are red Violets are blue

Female Athletics

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

My life

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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