Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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