What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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