How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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youre gay

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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An antijoke

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Scott

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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to see a bad joke look above

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Obama

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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