Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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