17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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