a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Popsicles

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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