You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Military intelligence.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's big? Jupiter.

What's 9 +10 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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