Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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