One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A fish walks into a bar

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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