Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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