- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Like my status for a tbh?

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Scott

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Freedom of Speech

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

No.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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