What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Jews for Jesus

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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live babies

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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George W. Bush

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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your all shit at jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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