What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

William Raines.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Guess what? SHADAP

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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