I Love Hitler.

Exactly what?

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's in there? Get outta there...

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

I have no joke. u mad?

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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