Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Black people are innocent.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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