What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Potato salad

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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