- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

why did the chicken cross the road

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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