Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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45.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Global Warming.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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That's unfortunate.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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