Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Nickelback

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Anti Joke

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