Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Laura Pratz..

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What is a dog? Bark

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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I love you.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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poop.........

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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