Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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A scottish man having fun

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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penis

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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