- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Potato salad

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

live babies

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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