Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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