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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

A boy with red hair is happy.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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