Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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I love you very much.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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