What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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DERP

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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