- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

The jets are a good team..

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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