- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

So this blonde walks into a library.

I love you very much.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

I can't see my forehead

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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