- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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