Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Aodhan Hearty

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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