Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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1+1= 69

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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