- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

nathan palmer has a big head !

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amy copied adams haircut :0

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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