No joke.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

I Love Hitler.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

apple pie.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Johnny just finished his pie.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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