What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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